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"OMG, here comes my old lover."
Tags:omg, lover, lovers, old lover, old lovers, ex-lover, ex-lovers, ex lover, ex lovers, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, awkward situation, awkward situations, socially awkward, social awkwardness
(We've) Met Gala
Tags:met gala, gala, galas, party, parties, partying, dance, dances, ball, cinderella, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgotten, acquaintance, acquaintances, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, awkward, socially awkward, social awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, cringe, cringes, cringing
'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, cat, cats, feline, felines, heaven, heavens, entry, entrance, entrances, saint peter, st peter, heavens gate, heavens gates, awkward situation, awkward situations, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, spirit, spirits, dog lover, dog lovers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
Tags:meet the parents, meeting the parents, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, boyfriend, boyfriends, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, parent, parents, awkward situation, awkward situations, awkward, felon, felons, felons, perp, perps, perp walk, perp walks, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police woman, police women, prisoner, prisoners, arrested, jailed, inmate, inmates, first impression, first impressions, bad impression, bad impressings, leaving a bad impression
"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."
"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"
Tags:divine right, ruling by divine right, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, word of god, gods words, contradiction, contradictions, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, awkward situation, awkward situations, god, gods, war, wars, going to war, declare war, declaring war, divine right of kings, gods mandate, god's mandate, political legitimacy
"Music or commentary?"
"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"
Tags:medal, medals, awkward, awkward situation, awkward situations, embarrass, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, military general, military generals, toy, toys, kid, kids, sons, son, child, question, questions, childish question, childish questions, reveal, reveals, revealing, credential, credentials, award, awards
"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."
"Ugh...I hate being the third rail."
A child offers an old man adult diapers in the grocery store.
Tags:generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, donate, donates, donation, donations, nappy, nappies, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathetic party, sympathetic parties, empathy, empathetic, empathetic party, empathetic parties, awkward, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, presumptuous, presume, presumes, presumptuousness, incontinent, incontinence, assume, assumes, assumption
'Well, this is awkward.'
'Oh, do you do Sumo?'
'She says she got into it back at a carnival in Johnstown, Pennsylvania!'
"I'm incredibly sorry -- I'm not wearing my proper glasses."
"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."
"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, shootout, shootouts, shoot out, shoot outs, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, duel, duels, dueling, duelling, shooting, showdown, showdowns, western, westerns, guns at dawn, guns blazing, embarrass, embarrassing, awkward, awkward situation, awkward situations, out of place, looking out of place, feeling out of place, feeling awkward
What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
'I'm just going to agree here.'
'You know...before Mom.'