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For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
'How do you do, Sir? My name is John L. Flagman, and I run a successful executive search firm.'
'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'
',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'
'I like waking to music!'
'That stupid fire you invtented kept me awake all night.'
'But you said your door was always open!'
Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.
Husband needs morning coffee - "Jerry can't talk - he's taking on coffee."
'I wish someone would steal that car...!'