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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
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Axe of Donocles
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"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."
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'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
Trump smashes through America with an axe
"To be honest, I inherited this mess."
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George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!" "He makes a strong case for baked ham, Olivia."
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'Sleep on your stomach.'
"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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Trump, Giuliani: oops, wrong turkey
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A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe
'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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"At least you didn't get the axe."
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
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A road sign depicts a man chasing a turkey with an axe
'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'
Chicken Little's Cousin, Turkey Little: 'The Axe is falling! The axe is falling!'
'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.
"We take a very hands-off approach in management. Particularly when it comes to employee theft."
"Can't believe our little Lizzie starts 4th grade today."
'Here's my card. Don't forget to tell your friends.'
"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."