Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
Tags:mesoamerican culture, mesoamerican cultures, aztec, mayan, mayans, maya, aztecs, olmec, olmecs, toltec, toltecs, olmecs, olmec, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, artwork, ruin, ruins, tour book, tour books, tour guide, tour guides, archaeological site, archeological site
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."
Tags:aztec, aztecs, ancient aztecs, human sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrificial, father, fathers, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, college, college fees, college tuition, tuition fees, university, universities, college costs, son, sons, tuition, rising cost, rising costs, expense, expenses, expensive, god, gods, fee, fees, inflation, education, degree, degrees, parent, parents, parenting
"On the bright side, you just logged 54 'Flights Climbed' for the day."
Tags:bright side, bright-side, bright sides, bright-sides, pyramid, pyramids, human sacrifices, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, fitness tracking, fitness tracked, exercise regime, exercise regimes, fitness regime, fitness regimes, workout, workouts, work-out, work-outs, aztec, aztecs, inca, maya, mayan
'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
Tags:aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up
"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."
Tags:ancient ruin, ancient ruins, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, aztec, aztecs, the aztecs, south america, south american, ruin, ruins, abandoned, abandonment, tourists, summer people, summer resident, summer residents, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, second home, second homes, ghost town, ghost towns, overtourism, over-tourism, second home guilt, second-home guilt, holiday home, holiday homes, cottage, cottages, second-home boom, second home boom
'Look, she wasn't laughing at you. You're so paranoid. You always think the whole world is coming to get you.'
"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."
Tags:idol, idols, stone idol, stone idols, statue, statues, aztec, aztecs, astec idol, aztec idols, sacrifice, sacrifices, gossip, gossiping, gossips, gossipers, chat, chatting, complain, complaining, entitled, entitlement, offering, offerings, religious offering, religious offering, mesoamercian culture, post-classic period, aztec culture, gods, idle gossip, idle gossiping, papaya, papayas, food offering, food offerings, goat, goats, mesoamerican, mesoamerican religion, catch-up, catches up, catching up
"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'
"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."
'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'
"Get a sponsor."
Who Men Worship Through Time.
"What in hell ever happened to trickle-down humanity?"
"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
Tags:politician, human sacrifices, republicans, democrats, god, gods, volcanoes, angry god, angry gods, angry deity, angry deities, politicians, political, republican, democrat, liberal, conservative, left, right, volcano, aztec, mayan, mayans, inca, aztecs, sacrificial victim, gas, digestive problems, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches
How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.
Tags:apocalypse, date, dates, calendar, calendars, mayan, mayans, ink, quill, quills, aztec, aztecs, headdress, feather, feathers, month, months, year, years, end of the world, finish, end, prediction, predictions, chose, choose, choosing, chosen, decide, decision, decided, empire, empires, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"If my translation is right it says "A souvenir from Machu Picchu"."
Tags:souvenir, souvenirs, archaeologists, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, fakes, fraud, frauds, mayan, mayans, aztec, aztecs, archaeologist, archaeology, dig, machu picchu, peru, statue, inca, trowel, hole, hat, explorer, translation, language, desert, fake, excavation, excavations, trench, trenches
'Let's run the steps later.'