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'I hate it when you work from home.'
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"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."
"...that on the night of December 24th you did willfully buzz a crowded residential neighborhood and then tried to bribe the arresting officer with milk and cookies."
"'Breaking & Entering' - what about you?"
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'Look out!! My wife is going to hit your with my new 2-iron!'
"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"
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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."
"You stand accused of several million counts of trespass...'
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"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"
A once lost sound returns to the homes of Washington D.C.
"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."
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"I've never seen so many instances of breaking and entering in one night!"
"Hey, check it out - this guy we're robbin' must be a hunter!"