B&e Cartoons and Comics

'I hate it when you work from home.'

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

"...that on the night of December 24th you did willfully buzz a crowded residential neighborhood and then tried to bribe the arresting officer with milk and cookies."

"'Breaking & Entering' - what about you?"

'Look out!! My wife is going to hit your with my new 2-iron!'

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

Happy Xmas

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"You stand accused of several million counts of trespass...'

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

A once lost sound returns to the homes of Washington D.C.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"I've never seen so many instances of breaking and entering in one night!"

S.W.A.G.

"Hey, check it out - this guy we're robbin' must be a hunter!"