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"I'm a green thief."
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'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'
Randy sets his B.O. meter on 'stun' and dribbles in for an easy layup.
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'Does anyone else have anything they'd like to bring up?...'
'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'
"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."
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"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"
'He has an MBA from Wharton.'
'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'
"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."
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'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'
Girl looking at a series of books about Katie, the last one about 'Why Katie got an ASBO'.
Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant
'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'
Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign
Katrina, Gulf Spill, Sandy . . . T.B.A.
'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'
'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'
'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'
'Hawthorne's attempt at a sequel.'
Sign by panhandlers spot - 'Went back to get my M.B.A'.
'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'