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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."
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"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"
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'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'
Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.
Bachelors and Masters degrees.
BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.
'Blah, blah, blah....'
'I see that you have a B.A. degree in collating and stapling. Your parents must be very proud.'
"BA's nicked our landing slots!"
"After the meeting one of the IT guys said my presentation was 'dope'. Is that good?"
"It appears Tom got his degree."
Graduation cap is oversized compared to the number of jobs.
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"This is great!! Now, what's the bad news?"
'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'
'They're off the chart but we're tracking them on radar.' (BA Profits).
Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"
British Airways - "Enjoy your flight, sir."
Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!
'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'
I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.