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Is that all I am to you, Brad? A Free Meal?"
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opportunistic, baboon, baboons, eating, eating out, dining out, monkey, monkeys, animal rituals, hygiene, hygienics, groom, grooming, health, snacks, tidbits, snacking, brunch, foodie, foodies, favorite food, favorite food, favourite food, favourite foods, grooms, bug, bugs, nurturer, relationship, relationships'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'
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car, cars, car part, car parts, mechanic, mechanics, monkey, monkeys, car monkeys, safari park, safari parks, baboon, baboons, car thief, car theives, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stolen car, stolen cars, joyrider, joyriders, garage, garages, black market"Hold it - we gave the baboon Mr. Krumway's kidney."
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doctor, surgeon, operating rooms, operating theater, operating theaters, operating theatre, operating theatres, operation, operations, surgeons, organ transplant, organ transplants, kidney, kidneys, operating room, surgery, transplant, kidney, baboon, baboons, kidney transplant, kidney transplants"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, baboon, baboons, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, test, tests, testing, experiment, experiments, science, medical, medical research, scientific research, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, animal testing, cage, cages, tied up, out of control, out-of-control, break out, break outs, breakout, breakouts, escape, escaped, note, notes, tool, tools, efficient, precise, study, studies, studying, intelligent, animal intelligence'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
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monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, baboon, baboons, naturalist, naturalists, animal fact, animal facts, monkey fact, monkey facts, gibbon, gibbons"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."
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baboon, baboons, monkey, monkeys, primate, prmates, rule, rules, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, operation, operations, brain surgery, knife, brain, brains, cut, cuts, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, perform surgery, performing surgery, new doctor, new doctors"Take it slowly now: Chu-Chuh-...Chi-KEET-uh."
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, baboon, baboons, jungle, jungles, reading, read, reader, readers, literate, literacy, illiterate, illiteracy, monkey, monkeys, animal, animals, speech, speaking, speaker, speakers, teacher, teaching, teachers, instructor, instructors, instruction, school, schooling, schools, chiquita, banana, bananasButt Wig (Colour)
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baboon, baboons, monkey, primate, primates, wig, wigs, hairpiece, hairpieces, male pattern baldness, balding, bald, bald head, bald heads, baldness, hair loss, hairloss, hair-loss, middle age, middle ages, toupee, toupees, baboon butt, baboon butts, monkeysAS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.
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zoo, zoos, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, baboon, baboons, buffoon, buffoons, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, fight, fights, misunderstanding, misunderstood, accident, accidents, animal carer, animal carers, captivity'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'
Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.
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baboon, baboons, monkey, monkeys, psychology, psychology's, psychologist, psychologists, sociology, sociologist, sociologists, study, studies, student, students, doctor, doctors, studying, experiment, experiments, experimenting, test, tests, testing, lab, labs, laboratory'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'