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'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'
Is that all I am to you, Brad? A Free Meal?"
Tags:opportunistic, baboon, baboons, eating, eating out, dining out, monkey, monkeys, animal rituals, hygiene, hygienics, groom, grooming, health, snacks, tidbits, snacking, brunch, foodie, foodies, favorite food, favorite food, favourite food, favourite foods, grooms, bug, bugs, nurturer, relationship, relationships
'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'
"Hold it - we gave the baboon Mr. Krumway's kidney."
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Every Child Gets A Baboon!
"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
The Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.
Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...
"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."
"Take it slowly now: Chu-Chuh-...Chi-KEET-uh."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, baboon, baboons, jungle, jungles, reading, read, reader, readers, literate, literacy, illiterate, illiteracy, monkey, monkeys, animal, animals, speech, speaking, speaker, speakers, teacher, teaching, teachers, instructor, instructors, instruction, school, schooling, schools, chiquita, banana, bananas
Butt Wig (Colour)
'I've got hemorrhoids . . . baaad!'
Next on TV channel 10! BABOON...Bachelorette! 'Check it out!'
'I say, nice grunting Walters! Now try a baboon!'
Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!
Fashion, if Baboons Ruled the Earth.
Gorillas in the jungle.
Gorillas Learn to Read.
AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.
'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'
Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.
'Welcome to 'Celebrity Animal Faking It', in which the king of the jungle will spend a week pretending to be a mischievous baboon...'
Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!