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'Congratulations It's a spork'
'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'
'...And for future reference, Mr. Glynn, you don't need to 'get in character' for regression therapy.'
'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
'My god, he's insane.'
'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
'It was hard enough making ends meet when it was just the two of us. Now we have a baby and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed.'
'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, fetus, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, image, images, modern life, modern technology, endorsement, endorsements, endorse, skill, skills, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones
"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
Batman at the Maternity Ward
Tags:maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, maternity clinic, maternity clinics, nurse, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, infant, infants, father, fathers, fatherhood, taking after your dad, taking after your dads, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, superhero movie, superhero movies, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero life, life of a superhero, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, father's pride, dad's pride, pride
"My client wants half, plus another fifteen per cent to cover my fees."
Tags:solomon, king solomon, judgement of solomon, bible story, bible stories, biblical story, biblical stories, judge, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyers feeds, attorneys fees, solicitors fees, custody case, custody hearing, custody hearings, baby, babies, mother, mothers, half, heartless lawyer, heartless lawyers
May 2004: Crack of 4:00 AM / May 2020: Crack of 4:00 PM
Tags:baby, babies, teen, teens, teenager, middle of the night, bad sleeper, bad sleepers, can't sleep, crying baby, crying babies, parenthood, crack of dawn, phone addict, phone addicts, screen addict, screen addicts, tech addict, tech addicts, may 2020, summer 2020, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus
Nannies Of The Old West
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, nanny, nannies, baby-sitter, baby sitter, sitter, stroller, strollers, pram, prams, buggy, buggies, children, child, kid, kids, saloon, saloons, babies, baby, babycare, baby care, playdate, play dates, mother, mothers, motherhood, childcare, child care
"Vote for me and the baby lives."
Tags:vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, baby, babies, infant, infants, kiss babies, kisses babies, kissing babies, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, hostage, hostages, hold hostage, holding hostage, political candidate, political candidates, campaign, campaigns, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, shameless, shamelessness, campaign speech, campaign speeches, campaigning, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, new baby, bew babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, mother, mothers, motherhood, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, self centred, self centered, self-centred, self centered, new parent, new parents, selfish, selfishness, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, postpartum depression, postnatal depression
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
Tags:waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy
"I wish I'd started therapy at your age."
A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife
Tags:midwife, midwives, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, maternity ward, maternity wards, vintage maternity ward, vintage maternity wards, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, stare, staring, stares, lech, sleeze, sleezy, lecherous, creep, creepy, distracted, distraction, distractions, old fashioned sexism, bad father, bad fathers, bad dad, bad dads, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons