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The Lawyer Fairy
"Here's a lock of your hair, your first tooth, and your placenta."
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'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'
"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."
"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."
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"Yeah, it all sounds good until you run out of teeth and have to find a job."
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'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'
'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'
'Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.'
'After I got money for my last baby tooth, I knew I needed a new income stream.'
'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'
Tooth Pulling Cork
Remember to always brush your teeth!
'Look, Daddy! A quarter was left under my pillow by the Head-fairy (R) last night!'
'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'
'Don't even think about it.'
The tooth fairy.
"I've saved every tooth I ever lost...and someday I'm gonna have them all put back in!"
'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'
'I'll trade you this shiny new dime for the future rights to you baby teeth.'
Girl with shotput tied to tooth.
Child at starting blocks with string tied to tooth.
'Watch your step - he's losing his baby teeth.'
"He's cut two teeth."
"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"