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Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
The Fletchers leave their baby with a sitter for the first time.
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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Frank and I had such a wonderful evening alone. Thanks for watching our lil' angels on such short notice. I know th- Andrea... What are the kids still doing up?
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'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'
'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'
'I'm a work-at-home dad.'
"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
"Please, Jason. Don't you want to grow up to be an autonomous person?"
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"Timmy was a bit shy at first, Mrs. Jordan....but he warmed right up to me!"
"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."
'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'
"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."
'It's $50 for fixing the sink, and $300 for babysitting your husband.'
'He's more supportive after his nap.'
"I take my babysitting job very seriously."
'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
"Think of me as the designated sitter."
"Did you place an ad for an experienced sitter?"
'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'
'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'
'Joan's not answering her phone. . .'
"Gimmicks and giveaways. How does your mom get babysitters?"