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The Fletchers leave their baby with a sitter for the first time.
'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'
'I'm a work-at-home dad.'
"Sorry we're late, but Kenneth Starr subpoenaed our regular babysitter."
"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."
'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'
'It's $50 for fixing the sink, and $300 for babysitting your husband.'
'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'
"Looks like you guys had a great time making a snowman with the babysitter. By the way, where is the babysitter?"
"Did you place an ad for an experienced sitter?"
"Think of me as the designated sitter."
'Joan's not answering her phone. . .'
"Gimmicks and giveaways. How does your mom get babysitters?"
"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."
Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...
With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.
'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'
'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'
"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"
'It says I need to delegate. How would you like to make some sales calls today, son?'
"I can't wait to get older and move from babysitters to entitlement programs."
'I'm afraid we couldn't afford to keep the au pair any more, so Uncle Keith's going to look after you from now on.'
'I'll look for a babysitter using that new app I bought.'
'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'
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