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"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"
'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'
'Since I switched to eTextbooks, my backpack is lighter and my posture has improved.'
A man with a crooked spine goes to a chiropractor.
"Your back is killing me!"
With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.
Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.
"I'm sorry, I can't cure your pain but my bill will certainly take your mind off it."
Newton discovers lower back pain.
"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"
"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."
How to avoid hurting your back.
'Look on the plus side to this construction: it might bring in clients as kids step on the cracks and break their mothers' backs.'
Nearest Backache Specialist.
"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."
Larry realized a little too late that it was Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday.
"Have you tried icing it?"