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"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."
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"There comes a point in a man's life when he just has to stop and say, 'O.K., I have hair on my back.'"
"Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair."
'In about a month you'll be growing thick black hair.'
Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'
'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'
'Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair.'
Mowing His Hairy back.
Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.
"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."
'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'
'Where were you when I was into macrame?'
'Not too much off the back.'
'Oh, for pity sakes, I've seen backhair before!'
Black Hair. Back Hair.
"I don't think it's your hairy back people will be staring at."
"This is all my own hair."
"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."
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"Just take some off the back."
"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."
"When you said you were growing a ponytail, were you talking about with your back hair?"
"The sun is killing me up here. . ."
Tags:male pattern baldness, hair loss, hair-loss, ageing, ageing process, aging process, old age, old-age, bald spot, bald spots, balding, aging, middle aged, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, back hair, ear hair, ear hairs, back hairs, bald head, bald heads, receding hairline, receding hairlines