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Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'
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'I see what the problem is: you have a lawyer on your back.'
'Since I switched to eTextbooks, my backpack is lighter and my posture has improved.'
"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."
'I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering you or not.'
'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'
"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"
"That's strange. We don't have any back issues of the Chriopractic Journal."
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"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
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'Try to relax.'
"Junior, don't slouch!"
'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'
'Don't swing and heave, lift and tilt. That's much easier on the back, and, I might add, proper etiquette.'
"I found this great chiropractor!"
'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'
'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'
'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'
A man with a crooked spine goes to a chiropractor.
"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."
Moses led the Israelites, a stiff-necked people, out of Egypt after their Cairo-practic exams.
'Your back went out because your front went out.'
"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."
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"Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"
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