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Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.
After months of observations, Jeffries and Callahan conclude that the primates' mating rituals weren't unlike that of humans.
'I don't feel like rubbing your back. Set your phone to 'vibrate,' place it on your back and I'll call you.'
"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"
'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'
'Free back rub - it's a massage in a bottle.'
"Ever wonder what people are up to behind your back?"
'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'
"Yeah, I love tummy-rubs too: I've never had a back-rub..."
'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'
On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.
"Then we cut off their fingers, then we throw'em to the wolves..." "Why don't we give'em back rub while we're at it? I say we biol'em in oil..." The Committee for More Heinous Torture.
"Not to self: No more massages."