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"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"
"It's from the IRS. It seems we were three dollars off on our 1983 tax return. They want fines and penalties totalling $11,000!"
"Mr. Clardy, I have a feeling we're not aboard the mother ship any longer."
"Asleep for 30 years? A likely story, Van Winkle!"
EU ruling orders Apple to pay taxes
'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'
Apple Eaten By Tax Man
"Well, Santa, considering the back taxes you owe, it appears your spirit of giving doesn't extend year round."
'It's certainly been a long time since you filed a return, Mr. Van Winkel.'
"I robbed Peter to pay Paul, and I still owe back taxes!"
'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'
'We're going to confiscate the casket for back taxes.'
IRS agent to man: 'What about the money you earned from the tooth fairy back in 1975?'