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"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
Tags:venice, venetian, italy, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, canal, canals, grand canal, gondolier, gondoliers, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, annoying, demanding, critical, customer, customers, faster, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, directions
"No more for me, thanks - I have to denigrate his driving."
Tags:backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, back seat driver, back seat driving, back seat drivers, denigrate, insult, insults, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, wine, wines, husband, husbands, wife, wives, driving skill, driving skills, critic, critics, limit, limits, alcohol, eating out, date, dates, love life
"Look, just let me do it!"
"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."
Tags:driving lesson, driving lessons, driving class, driving classes, vigilante, vigilantes, masked vigilante, masked vigilantes, hero, heroes, sidekick, sidekicks, western, westerns, horse rider, horse-riders, horse-riding, driving skill, driving skills, driver, drivers, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"You're doing it wrong."
Couple trying to drive in different directions.
Tags:direction, directions, driver, drivers, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marriage problems, marital problems, arguments, different opinions, driving seat, driving seats, car, cars, loveseat, loveseats, companion seat, companion seats, love-seat, love-seats, different directions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"You drive, I'll criticize."
Tags:bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, woman, women, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving
"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, driving, lost, confused, direction, directions, map, maps, road map, road maps, philosophy, philosophical, existential crisis, meaning of life, purpose, meaning, modern life, couple, couples, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
Tags:cooking, cookery, cook, cooks, cooked, homecook, home cook, homecooked, home cooked, home cooking, homecooking, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, spice, spices, prefere, preference, preference, passremarkable, passing remarks, remark, remarked, complain, complaint, beggars can't be choosers, cumin, cookbook, cookbooks, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food bloggers, chef, chefs, standard, standards, high standards, expectation, what do you expect
"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."
"You are so stubborn."
Tags:stubborn, stubborness, personality flaw, personality flaws, right, wrong, personality trait, personality traits, personality type, husband, husbands, wife, wives, male ego, male egos, fragile ego, fragile egos, personalities, male stereotype, male stereotypes, direction, directions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, driver, drivers
"Well, what are you waiting for? Put the petal to the metal!"
"It's our latest driverless car. If even has a driverless backseat driver."
"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."
'To make it stop, you simply start screaming for no apparent reason. I'll show you what I mean...'
'X#@!! Backseat driver!'
"I am folding my AAA map and I'm shutting my mouth!"
Tags:map, maps, directions, giving directions, bad at directions, good at directions, give directions, ask for directions, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, arguing couple, arguing couples, marital difficulties, marital issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, driving, driver, drivers, backseat driver, backseat driving
'Why can't you just sit back and relax like other dogs?'
Tags:drive, driver, driving, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, driving lesson, driving lessons, passenger, passengers, automobile, critic, criticize, criticism, instruct, instruction, instructing, advice, lion, lions, predators, predator, prey, preys, pride, prides, backseat drivers, advice, tip, tips
Backseat GPS. - 'Are we there yet?!'
'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'
Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.
"How come you're always checking the mirrors at home, but never once in the car?!"
School of Backseat Driving