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'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, girl, girls, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, swing, swings, swinging, playset, playsets, play set, play set, playing outside, up, down, forward, backward, bounce, bouncing, doing it wrong, wrong way, confused, confusion, creative, creativity, innovation
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, millennium, the millennium, 2000, new year, new years, millennium bug, the millennium bug, y2k, y2k bug, the y2k bug, computer, computers, computing, computer clock, computer clocks, computer-clock, computer-clocks, regress, regression, backward, backwards, out of touch, out of date, modern life
'This should be interesting.'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, starting block, starting blocks, wrong direction, wrong directions, backward, backwards, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racersin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'For the last time, our son is not backwards. He's just dyslexic.'
"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."
Tags:camera, cameras, break, breaks, breaking, backward, violin, repair, repairs, repairing, destroy, destroys, destroying, play backward, playing backwards, play backwards, record, records, recording, redings, recorded, film crew, film crews, commercial, commercials, shoot, shoots, shooting, incompetent, incompetence, cover up, covers up, covering up
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
'You've got to stop living in the past.'
The old woman who lives in a shoe throws houses over the phone line.
Tags:gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, conservative, conservative, traditional family values, family values, coming home, arriving home, father, fathers, entitled, entitlement, privilege, privileged, male privilege, sexist, casual sexism, bread winner, tradition, traditional, traditional values, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, subservient, subservience, ideal, ideals, male ideal, male ideals, white male privilege, backward, backward thinking, backward ideas
'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'
"Of course I'm living in the past, what else is there?"
'That one's dyslexic.'
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
Tags:schmutz, dirt, dirty face, face, faces, jewish, jew, jewish community, jewish humor, jewish humour, yid, yiddish, hot dog, hot dog cart, street, streets, street vendor, vendor, vendors, mom, mum, mom jokes, mother, mothers, mothering, parents, parental, maternal, backward, backwards, reverse, reversed, reversal, reverse humor, schmutz on your face
Evolution of Chair
Tags:evolution, evolving, evolved, transformation, transforming, transformed, change, changing, changed, lazy, laziness, growth, progression, digress, digression, slowed progress, natural process, nature, primitive, backward, backwards, backward evolution, couch potato, easy life, easier life, simple life, simpler life, evolutionist, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, march of progress
"I attract two types of guys, too forward and too backward"
"Life was primitive. Both bankruptcy and divorce were still no-nos."
Tags:when i was a boy, back in the day, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, attitudes, changing attitudes, different generation, different generations, generation gap, generational, generational gap, bankruptcy, divorce, primitive, backward, backward thinking, out of touch, behind the times, conservative, conservative idea, conservative ideas, conservative attitudes, conservative attitude, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
'I attract two types of guys: too forward or too backward.'
"This is daring, but I like it."
"Our proposal is to start each day with GMT to give light mornings, then switch to BST in the afternoon for the light evenings."
Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.
Tags:credit car, credit cards, toll booth, toll booths, toll charge, toll charges, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, theory, theories, reverse, reverses, reversing, backward, backwards, drive, drives, driving, driver, pay, pays, paying, add money, adds money, adding money, close to home
'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'