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'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"They're full of good bacteria."
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"The penicillin looks good."
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I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
The Bacteria Bowl
"It's not you-it's me."
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"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
'He didn't wash his hands.'
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
'This will make the consumers think differently about our bacteria problem,'
Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'
"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."
'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'
HELLth Food Sprouts