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"They're full of good bacteria."
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''
'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
HELLth Food Sprouts
'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'
Shaking hands will transfer bacteria
"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'
'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'
'Looks like a virus.'
When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
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'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'
"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."
Tags:culture wars, culture, cultures, petrie dishes, viruses, bacterias, biology, petrie dish, cultural, virus, bacteria, growth, conflict, sociology, social movement, political, identity politics, scientist, scientists, experiment, democracy, values, conservative, liberal, progressive, change, public, public discourse, discourse, medicine, medical, biologic, biological, warfare
'I think we should get flu shots this year.'
Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge
'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'
'It'll be a tough cell.'
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Tags:hand sanitizer, hand sanitiser, hand sanitizers, hand sanitisers, germ, germs, virus, viruses, bacteria, bacterias, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, contagion, contagions, contagious, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs