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'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''
HELLth Food Sprouts
Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.
"Your right.. It is waving back at us."
Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'
"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."
'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'
"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."
When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.
'You should see that microphotograph of me - with those false colors, I never looked better.'
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
Tags:first dates, restaurant bills, bacterias, microbiologist, microbiologists, asexual reproduction, expensive date, expensive dates, first date, restaurant bill, paying the bill, boyfriend, gentleman, bacteria, bacterium, cell division, binary fission, biology, micro-biology, microorganism, microorganisms
A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.
Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
Tags:paisley, pattern, patterns, garment, garments, virus, viruses, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, kill, kills, killer, killers, cell, cells, floral print, floral prints, print shirt, print shirts, takeover, takeovers, taking over, bacteria, bacterium, amoeba, amoebas, cell division, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, tacky, tackiness, print, prints
"Can you believe him? He couldn't break up with me face to face. Oh, no...he had to text me!"
Tags:micro, microorganism, microbe, bacterium, bacteria, germ, germs, microscopic, microscopic organism, virus, viruses, fungus, cell, cellular, paramecium, biology, single cell organism, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, text, texts, text message, text messages, texting, divorce, divorces, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives
Nano Tech Support
'It'll be a tough cell.'
'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'
"I suppose this is goodbye."
Tags:biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbye
"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
Tags:germs, viruses, disease, effective, germ, virus, bacterium, bacteria, illness, illnesses, pathogen, pathogens, outbreak, outbreaks, antibiotic resistant, antibiotic resistance, up-and-comer, up-and-comers, up-and-coming, rookie, rookies, promising, young talent, young talents, talent, talents, talented, disease vector, disease vectors, pride
"I'm hoping to turn flesh eating bacteria into vegans."
"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."
Tags:germ, germs, viruses, bacterium, virus, bacteria, preventive medicine, prevent, prevents, preventing, germ theory, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbe, microbes, infectious disease, infectious diseases, health care, medical treatment, medical treatments, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions
"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."
Tags:virus, bacteria, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, viruses, bacterium, scientist, scientists, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, biology professor, biology professors, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, biological research, oversized, over-sized, contagious, contagion, contagions, contagious disease, contagious diseases, illness, illnesses, biological weapon, biological weapons
"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."
Tags:germ, virus, bacteria, vaccine, viruses, bacterium, germs, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, caught, caught by the enemy, germ warfare, contagious disease, contagious diseases, contagion, contagions, betray, betrayal, betrayals, betraying, enemy, enemies, working for the enemy, work for evil, works for evil, working for evil, militaries, biology, biologist, biologists, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, infectious, infectious disease, infection diseases, outbreak