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"How is the halitosis Mr Potter?"
"The only sin we should be addressing is your breath!"
"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"
"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."
'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'
"You need a mint."
'Your breath is in mint condition. It needs a mint."
"Garlic, garlic, garlic."
Garlic rubbed on the soles of your feet will be noticeable on your breath within 1 hour.
"If you eat garlic before using me, once more, I'll..."
"His bark is worse than his bite. He eats garlic."
"Well yes, the first kiss was kind of romantic, but I couldn't help noticing something offputting: He didn't have dog-breath..."
"Why on earth do you brush your teeth? A fishy-breath is so much nicer than a minty-breath..."
"Why don't I go brush my teeth."
'I know! He has the worst breath!'
'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'
'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'
'I won the garlic eating competition.'
'Hold it...you've got hibernation mouth!'
"Whew!. . . Worm breath!"
"He's always complaining about our dog-breath, but after a boozy-night, he doesn't smell too good either in the morning..."
"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."
"That's it, I can't take it anymore: Either you do something about your bad breath or I quit..."
"Kiss her? Are you crazy? Can you imagine the morning breath she'll have after 20 years of sleep?"
"Well, Giovanni. . . you probably wouldn't have bad breath if you remembered to remove cutlery and leftovers when you've finished with them."
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