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"I've never seen the corn this bad."
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Tags:appropriate, good, evil, hell, devils, religion, myths, demons, legends, modern life, ethics, morality, philosophy, bad, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, inappropriate, distinguish, distinguishes, distinguishing, conscience, consciences, demon, demonic, legend, certain, certainty, uncertain, uncertainty
Please wait to be yelled at.
The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'
"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrations, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, judgemental, judging, good, bad, subjective, arbitrary, gift, gifts, present, presents
'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
"I beg to differ, I find 'Bad' to be every bit as good as, and in some respects far superior to, 'Thriller.' "
Tags:michael jackson, king of pop, thriller, bad, song, songs, sing, singer, singers, singing, performer, performers, performing, performance, performances, music, musician, musicians, celebrity, celebrities, record, records, debate, debating, discussion, discuss, disagree, disagreement, opinion, opinions, meeting, business, business meeting, meetings, business meetings, office, offices, work, workers, worker, working, employee, employees, employment, employer, employers, pop music, fan, fans
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
Tags:doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments
Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
Tags:online, internet, web, webs, website, site, site, net, nets, ditch, ditches, ditching, cancel, cancels, cancelling, fire, fires, alarm, alarms, coffee, trader, traders, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, desperate, desperation, escape, escapes, bad, mismatched, mismatch, mismatching, close to home
"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"
Tags:coffee, coffees, morning coffee, morning coffees, cup of coffee, bad, bad taste, bad tastes, bad-tasting, stale, stale coffee, cup of joe, cups of joe, horror, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, slasher, slashers, slasher film, slasher films, slasher movie, slasher movies, gross, gross-out, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, body, bodies
Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
Tags:car, cars, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, driving, driver, drivers, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, car issues, car trouble, car problems, lost, confused, rent, rental, car rental, rent a car, rental agency, rental agencies, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, out of gas, no gas, gas, gasoline, petrol, out of petrol, no petrol, panic, sign, signs, signage, road, roads, street, streets, road sign, road signs, street sign, streets signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, death valley, canada, columbia, iowa, vermont, alabama, utica, indiana, states, america, american, united states, race, racetrack, racetracks, car racing, abducted, death, disaster, problem, problems, issue, issues, mistake, mistakes, trouble, gas station, self-service, destiny, game, games, anger, angry, bad
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
Seeing the marriage counselor.
Mrs. Hanover would soon eat her words.
"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, good dog, good dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, choice, choices, good, bad, good vs. bad, philosophy, philosophical
"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
Tags:always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called
"All our flow charts are backing up!"
"I know pain, Jessica. I've had my ear pierced."
"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
Tags:let boys be boys, boys will be boys, kid, kids, child, children, spoiled, spoils, spoil, spoiling, destructive, destruction, bad, badness, badly, badly behaved, bad behaviour, little monster, little monsters, destroy, destroyed, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, respect, disrespectful, disrespect
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Tags:crime, dna, crimes, forensics, forensic, lab, laboratory, lab, labs, laboratories, logic, flawed logic, analysis, flawed, bad, suspect, suspects, mink, minks, police, police force, fed, feds, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, analyse, microscope, fibres, fibers, fibre, fiber, investigation, criminal, dna evidence, twins, twin