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"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
Tags:grenade launcher, grenade launchers, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun law, gun control, weapon, weapons, class clown, class clowns, bad behaviour, behaving badly, teacher, teachers, bad kid, bad kids, naughty kid, naughty kids, under react, under reaction, under reactions, telling off, told off, misbehave, misbehaving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Praise works best when it comes straight after the positive behaviour.
"I'll give it to you straight, Benson. We don't think you're maximizing your potential."
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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"
Tags:tantrum, tantrums, bad behaviour, bad behavior, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery shopping, grocery, groceries, grocery shop, food shopping, bad timing, good timing, temper, tempers, child, kid, kids, grocery store, store, mother, mom, cart, fit, throwing a fit, ill-behaved, schedule, schedules, scheduling, fit in, fits in, fitting in, calendar, calendars, convenient time, convenient times, convenient timing, bad time, bad timing, timing, good timing, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting
"Whose level do you want to stoop to tonight, mine or yours?"
Tags:date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, relationships, love-life, domestic, domestics, fight, fights, moral high-ground, moral highground, high road, taking the high road, higher road, high ground, high grounds, high-ground, high-grounds, low ground, stooping, stoop, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, stoop to his level, behaving badly, bad behaviour, bad behavior
'To begin with, I'd like to apologise for my behavior at our recent meeting!'
'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'
Sunshine Dog Obedience School
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."
"What do I do? I'm a high stress teacher. I mean a high school teacher."
"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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"Crawford, I'm getting reports of inappropriate squeezing."
"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."
'He's bitten me for the last time!'
"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
Tags:let boys be boys, boys will be boys, kid, kids, child, children, spoiled, spoils, spoil, spoiling, destructive, destruction, bad, badness, badly, badly behaved, bad behaviour, little monster, little monsters, destroy, destroyed, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, respect, disrespectful, disrespect
"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"
Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.
'I presume you're the substitute teacher?'
"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."
'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'
'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'