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"Try and tell me that referee wasn't paid off!"
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
'... And if pepper spray has no effect and he continues to argue the call, slap him with a technical foul.'
'Oh, here we go again. Coach is going to tee off on the ref.'
Umpire Needs a Whack on the Back.
'Yes, but not just any wolverine. Pretend you're arguing a call.'
'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'
'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'
"That umpire is terrible! What's his name?"
'You stink! You missed that encroachment call with 15 seconds left.'
'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'
'I can count on one hand the number of bad calls I've ever made.'
'It's for you.'