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"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
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"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."
Tags:dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating
"Your faucet is running."
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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"Not now, Rod. I'm missing the product placement."
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
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The Story of Oh
"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, self-centred, self-centered, arrogant, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, self-absorbed, ego, egocentric, egotistical, egomaniac, egomaniacs, self-interested
"Please, Todd. You always pick up the check. Let's Bolt."
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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"You're a latitude-and-longitude person, which will be helpful to you, I'm sure, in 1992."
Tags:date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, dating disasters, small talk, small-talk, map, maps, latitude, longitude, coordinates, coordinate, geographical coordinates, geographical coordinate system, gps, sat nav, technology, obsolete knowledge, obsolete skill, obsolete skills, obsolete technology, belittle, belittling, snide comment, snide comments, snipes, snipe
"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."
Tags:repeat, reapting, not listening, not paying attention, on another planet, miles, away, mind wandered, concentration, lack of concentration, not concentrating, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, talking, talk, talks, relationship, relationships, bad listener, bad listeners, good listener, good listeners
"You had me at hell..."
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."
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"You owe me five bucks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, bad date, bad dates, marriage, marriages, married life, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, k.o., ko, knockout, out cold, unconscious, knocked out, tip, tips, rescued, rescuer, rescuer, rescuing, helpful
"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
Tags:dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns
"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."
"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."
"I drink scotch and smoke Cubans because I'm a young Turk."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes