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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"Are you sure you don't want it? Eleven donuts is pretty much all my diet can handle."
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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"Can Johnny come out and eat?"
'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'
"I'm concerned about the kids diet."
"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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'Trade you lunches?'
"Would you like to add one of our new health insurance policies to take care of any complications from eating here?"
"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."
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'Look, it's not my place to tell you how to live your life, but we picked up your scent from 30 miles away.'
'Everything's a joke to you Fuscos! Even water retention!'
'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'
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"You are what you eat!"
You are what you eat (Nuts).
Africa: Fast food industry fights population boom!
"...I'd say your health was way below the poverty line!"
"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"
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Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'
'So Dave, you've been drinking here for the past 10 years...5 nights a week...how come you don't have a beer belly?'
"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"
You are what you eat...