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"I ate all the wrong things today."
"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
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"Are you sure you don't want it? Eleven donuts is pretty much all my diet can handle."
"I'm concerned about the kids diet."
"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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"Would you like to add one of our new health insurance policies to take care of any complications from eating here?"
"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."
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'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'
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'Everything's a joke to you Fuscos! Even water retention!'
"You are what you eat!"
"...I'd say your health was way below the poverty line!"
'So Dave, you've been drinking here for the past 10 years...5 nights a week...how come you don't have a beer belly?'
"This is probably packed with milk-fat, tons of sugar, artificial flavorings and all kinds of emulsifiers!"
'You're one to talk!'
'Mmm! Could I get some fake butter on that?'
'Maybe it's your diet?'
'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'
"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."