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"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."
Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives
Tags:road, roads, street, streets, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, control-freak, control freak, control-freaks, control freaks, clueless, numbskull, numbskulls, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, street sign, street signs, driver, drivers, driving, lane, lanes, divisions, types of drivers, driver types, car, cars, truck, trucks, transportation, bus, buses, vehicle, vehicles, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving
"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"
Tags:lost, gas station, gas stations, vintage, out of date, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, old fashioned, petrol station, petrol stations, back in time, gone back in time, time travel, time travelling, time traveller, time travellers, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere, old gas station, old gas stations
"In this city, Jack, you learn to respect the pedestrian."
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, bad driver, bad drivers, truck, truck, truck driver, truck drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, city, cities, city life, urban life, pedestrian, pedestrians, respect, respecting, respectful, crossing, crossing, zebra crossing, zebra crossings, cross walk, cross walk, city driving
"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road rage, violence, flip the bird, flipping the bird, problem, problems, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, unsafe, dangerous, risky, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, firearms regulation, retaliation, vengeance, the good old days, modern life
The Annual Running of the Cabs
Tags:cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions
"It's not that I'm old. I've always been a lousy driver."
"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."
Tags:driver, drivers, driving, aggressive driver, aggressive drivers, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, stuck in traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, bad driver, bad drivers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, the commute, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, beeping horns, honking horns
"How's everything tonight? Can I start you off with a summons for parking on the sidewalk?"
Tags:parking violation, traffic violation, traffic cop, traffic police, crimes, criminal, criminals, under arrest, arrested, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining, parking ticket, parking tickets, summons, summons to court, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving
"Can we talk about something other than the way I parked the car."
Cellular Phones Use Left Lane
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, texting, dont text and drive, texting and driving, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, slow lane the slow lane, safe measures, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
"There's that raised eyebrow look again."
Tags:expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, raised eyebrow, raised eyebrows, raising your eyebrows, complain, complaining, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, driving, driver, drivers, unstable, instability, old car, old cars, broken car, broken cars, bad driver, bad drivers
"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"
Tags:officer, officers, police officer, police officers, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, driver, drivers, driving, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, time for healing, healing process, damage limitation, traffic violation, traffic violations, police brutality, police misconduct, police violence
'Can I call you back?'
And could you put in a louder horn?'
Tags:roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, warning sign, warning signs, highway sign, highways signs, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, road crossing, road crossings, highway crossing, highways crossings, trample, trampled, squash, squashed
Caution Student Driver
Tags:cat, cats, driving, learning to driver, learner driver, learner drivers, student driver, student drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, pet cat, pet cats, learners permit, learner's permit, driving license, driving licenses, bad idea, bad ideas, cat driving a car, caution, warning, warning
'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'
'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'
"I had you doing six in a five."
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, golf cart, golf carts, gold buggy, golf buggies, traffic police, traffic cop, speeding, speeding fine, speeding fines, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, pulled over, bad driver, bad drivers, bad driving, boy racer, overkill, over do, over-do, pedantic
"You drive, I'll criticize."
Tags:bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, woman, women, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving
'Of course, it's nothing serious, honey...just a flooded engine.'
'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'