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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
Tags:desert, deserts, lost in the desert, cactus, cacti, shadow, shadows, mistake, mistakes, disappointment, disappointments, abandoned, dehydration, alone, calling for help, friends, greeting, greetings, going mad, isolated, isolated, cliche, cliches, hopeless, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight
Tags:glasses, spectacles, specs, reading glasses, distance glasses, driving glasses, computer glasses, rose-tinted glasses, long-sighted, short-sighted, bad eyesight, eyesight, sight, nostalgia, nostalgic, wistful, wistfulness, optimistic, overly optimistic, rose-tinted, wishful thinking, necessary, needful, needed
"Gee, I never thought of that. Maybe I do need glasses."
'This 'reclaiming' of pejorative terms has gone too far.'
'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'
"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."
'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'
"You need night vision goggles."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, night vision, night-vision, goggle, goggles, prescription, prescriptions, prescribing, glasses, eyeglasses, animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, nocturnal, bad eyesight
"I thought I saw you by the lake this morning, but it was a stick."
School for the blind kicks out a mime.
'It's getting worse. Wanna go out sometime?'
"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"
'What are you grinning at? You think it's funny getting old?' (Man talking to no U turn sign).
'Hey, where's my dog?'
"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"
Tags:glasses, lost glasses, losing your glasses, spectacles, losing your spectacles, giant, giants, monster, monsters, short sighted, long sighted, farsighted, nearsighted, farsightedness, nearsightedness, short-sighted, far-sighted, destruction, blindness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, failing eyesight
'I still can't see a thing. Do you have an easier eye chart?'
"You have a left distal prismatic distortion with a cylindrical f1 of -0.25,double astigmatism and a right eye spherical axis bias - in short Mr Wormold,you're as blind as a bat."
"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"
"Dr Wilson, are you sure your eyesight's okay?"
"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Are these any good?" "Perfect! Now I can see much better lenses across the road!"
'Frank, trust me...you need glasses.'