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"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
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'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'
"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"
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'Some say I shouldn't be so picky, which is why I'm not going to stop seeing you for ending a sentence with a preposition.'
'Enough about me- let's talk about my mom!'
'I don't think I like your tone of voice.'
"Yes, she's expecting you. That's why she's twenty miles away by now."
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'Medusa? That's a nice name.'
'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'
'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'
'After the computer matched us, the company issued a software patch to repair its program.'
'Mom. the sprinkler system went off and John grabbed his umbrella to protect his true love.'
'If I didn't know better, I'd think you were embarrassed to be seen with me!'
'Are you sure her voice mail message didn't say to 'bring a rose'.'
For Bob, every date was a limited edition
'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'
Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.
Women blabs on during date, guy imagines waterskiing squirrel.
I'm not ready to move from casual status updates to personal intimacy. Pass the cream.
'I don't like the way that guy is looking at me.'
'You have a strange glint in your eye.' 'That will be my luminous contact lens.'
'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'
Bottom of the Barrel.
'Thanks for walking me home, but as the restaurant was five miles away a taxi might have been nice.'