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'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
Tags:modern life, modern attitudes, grow your own, home grown, veg, veggies, vegetable, vegetables, home cook, home cooking, fresh cooking, deluded, delusional, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, bad cook, bad cooks, bad food, home-grown, hipster, hipsters, show off, show offs, showing off, show-off, show-offs
"The little sad faces next to some items mean they don't taste very good."
"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, street vendor, street vendors, caterer, caterers, catering, arrest, arrests, handcuff, handcuffs, incompetent, incompetence, bad food, improvise, improvising, improviser, improvisers, unprofessional, professionalism
Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning
Tags:out to eat, eating out, out to lunch, on lunch, lunch, lunch food, lunchtime, lunch break, lunch time, food, foodie, foodies, dive, greasy, greasy spoon, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, warning, warnings, warning sign, sign, signs, signage, give it away, giving it away, red flag, red flags, bad sign, not a good sign, food poisoning, bad food, poisoning, toilet, toilets, get well soon, get well
"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
Tags:dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns
"I, for one, have had it with arugala."
Bad For You: A Restaurant
Tags:eating out, dining out, cuisine, bad food, bad foods, bad cuisine, unhealthy, unhealthiness, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, fast food, fast-food, fastfood, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, bad for you, obesity, obesity crisis, overweight, unhealthy eating, healthy eating, warned off, warning off, mistake, bad advertising, sign, signs, slogan, slogans, window sign, window signs, cafe, cafes
Airline- The Restaurant
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, airplane food, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane food, bad food, no choice, veggie option, vegetarian option, vegetarian options, air hostess, air hostesses, plane, planes, plane food, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, waiter, waiters, modern life, hostess trolley, hostess trollies
"You were right, sir. It was dishwater. The chef regrets the error."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurant, bad food, bad soup, watery, watery soup, tastes like dishwater, complain, sending food back, send food back, complaint, complaining, waiter, waiters, 1940s waiter, 1940s waiters, unhappy customer, unhappy customers, common complaints, vintage, 1940s
The improbable burger
Expectations vs. reality
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, ordering, taking an order, taking your order, expectation, expectations, expect, high expectations, low expectations, expectations vs reality, expectations v. reality, bad food, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, bad food, disappointing, disappointment, disappoint, food, bad food
Tags:comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, emotional support, cheering up, good advice, stay positive, staying positive, dont worry, be happy, depression, anxiety, nostalgia, nostalgic, bad food, unhealthy food, unhealthy eating, bad habit, bad habits, comfort, comforting, fried food, fired breakfast
The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne
New From Why? Books
Tags:bad, bad ideas, cursed, instuction, instructional, instructional guides, guide, guides, guidebook, guide book, guidebooks, guide books, books, book, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, never, never ever, oysters, bad food, stinking, stinky, seafood, shellfish, shellfishes, cuisine, odour, odor, sleepless, sleep, pain, painful, painful shoes, stoic, stoics, stoicism, read, reading, self help, self-help, terrible idea, terrible
"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, bad food, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, risk taking, risk taker, risk takers, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeouts, take away, take aways, take out, take outs, modern life, modern attitudes
"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"
Tags:morning, mornings, beautiful morning, beautiful mornings, alive and well, passover, passovers, matzos, relief, relieved, flatbread, flatbreads, matza, matzah, passover festival, chametz, unleavened bread, jewish holiday, jewish holidays, the bread of affliction, bread, dietary restrictions, bad food, boring food
Food-Snob Fear Factor
Tags:food snob, food sobs, foodie, foodies, junk food, american food, comfort food, simple food, american portion, american portions, ranch dressing, american cheese, bad food, fear factor, the fear factor, modern life, threat, threats, threatening, worst nightmare, worst nightmares, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.
Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.
Tags:gluten-free, gluten-free cookie, gluten-free cookies, gluten-free biscuit, gluten-free biscuits, organic, health nut, health nuts, health food, santa, santa claus, father christmas, milk and cookies, christmas, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, bad food, unwanted food, gross, inedible
"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
Tags:heimlich, heimlich maneuver, heimlich manoeuvre, choke, chokes, choking, gag, gags, gagging, obstruction, airway obstruction, airway obstructions, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house staff, compliment, compliments, service, restaurant, restaurants, compliments to the chef, bad food, disappointing food
"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
Tags:recommendation, recommendations, waiter, waiters, waiting, wait staff, front of house, service, server, servers, serving, rich, rich person, rich people, service industry, honest, honesty, haute cuisine, cuisine, bad food, posh, upper class, upper classes, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, irate, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction
"Just keep reminding yourself that canned is better than dry."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, dog food, pet food, bad food, canned dog food, dry dog food, disappointment, disappointments, staying positive, positivity, low standards, false expectations, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend
How Bad Could It Be?