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The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
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bad grade, bad grades, grade, grades, grading, report card, report cards, teen, teens, teenager, academic performance, underperform, underperformance, tuition, disappoint, disappoints, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, investment, investments, investing, return, returns, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, principal, principals, teacher, teachers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, stock market'I would have had higher grades, but I donated them to charity.'
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report card, report cards, bad grade, bad grades, failing student, failing students, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, education, bad education, failing education system, bad education system, education system, smart alec, smart alecks, wiseguy, wiseguys'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'
"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."
"I'm the victim of negative advertising."
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report card, report cards, grade, grades, grading, bad grade, bad grades, negative ad, negative ads, negative advertising, campaign ad, campaign ads, bad student, bad students, political ad, political ads, politician, future politician, future politicians, excuse, excuses, advertising, victim, victims, victimhood, lame excuse, lame excuses, skirt blame, skirts blame, skirting blame'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'
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father, fathers, sons, son, dna, school reports, school reports, report cards, genetic, genetics, geneticist, geneticists, grade, fail, fails, child, report card, school, school work, genes, heredity, family, family tree, grades, bad grades, angry'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'
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misanthrope, misanthropy, teacher, teachers, misanthropes, report card, report cards, parent, parents, parenting, elementary school, school, schools, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, vocab, vocabulary, word, words, class, classes, language, spelling, dislike, prejudice"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
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mother, mothers, parent, parents, report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, grading, distance, distancing, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, child, son, sons, offspring, pride, parent, parents, parenting, parental pride, divorce, divorces, expectation, expectations, high expectations'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'
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senior, seniority, seniorities, flunk, flunking, flunker, flunkers, flunked, bad grade, bad grades, report card, report cards, report, reports, school report, school reports, fail, fails, grades, grading, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, disrespectful"Before we begin, I just want to say how happy we are for this opportunity for an open-minded discussion about your complete failure to improve our son's academic performance."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom management, teacher life, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, blame, blaming, blame game, expectation, expectations, unreasonable expectation, unreasonable expectations, unsatisfied, dissatisfied, unhappy, failure, failures, academic, academic performance, bad marks, bad grades, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, family, families, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."
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nerd, nerd, grade, mark, exam, exams, examination, examinations, high achiever, high achievers, grief counselors, grades, marks, test, principal, school, smart, students, pupil, pupils, coping with disappointment, coping with grief, student, grief, grief counselor, glasses, disappointment, good grades, bad grades, good mark, bad mark"You need to start eating homework with better grades."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, homework, homework project, homework projects, homework assignment, homework assignments, dog, dogs, canine, canines, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches, bad grade, bad grades, poor grade, poor gradesCaution. Father could explode at any moment!
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report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, elementary school, elementary schools, bad marks, anger, angers, angry, father, fathers, dad, dads, caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, explode, explodes, exploding, bad student, bad students, son, sons'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'
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homework, bribe, blackmail, care, care home, care homes, sons, dads, parents, parenting, son, dad, parent, bad grade, bad grades, math homework, school, grades, exam, exams, maths, mathematics, math, parental care, retirement, old age, old-age, help with homework'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'
'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'
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school grade, school grades, downloads, mark, marks, school marks, bad grade, bad grades, low grade, low grades, students, student, pupils, pupil, school, grades, grade, download, upgrade, computer upgrade, computer upgrades, teacher, teachers, report, reports, paper, papers"Psssst. Fix your report card?"
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report card, report cards, grade card, grade cards, grade, grades, school report, school reports, schooling, bad grade, bad grades, failing grade, failing grades, fail, fails, kid, kids, school, schools, fix, fixed, fixingThe Marks of Zorro
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