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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, paranoid, paranoia, paranoid fear, paranoid fears, paranoiac, paranoiacs, plot, plots, plot against you, plotting against you, fear, fears, worry, worries, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, victim, victims, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, justified, justification, justifications, fearful, bad guy, bad guys, out to get you
Tags:slow night, slow nights, parking ticket, parking tickets, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, crimes, crime rate, crime rates, low crime rate, low crime rates, parking ticket, parking tickets, illegal parking, illegally parked, bored, restless, petty crime, petty crimes, petty criminal, petty criminals, criminal, criminals, bad guy, bad guys
"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"
Tags:bad guy, bad guys, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science fictions, fiction, fictions, realisation, released, releasing, realises, bad, good, become aware, gained awareness, gain awareness, be aware, change of perspective, changing perspective, changing perspectives, changed perspective, changes in perspective, broadening horizon, broadening horizons, broadened horizon, broadened horizons, villainous, villains, villain
"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, theft, bad of loot, bag of money, loot, money, kid, kids, crying child, crying children, good guy, good guys, bad guy, bad guys, appearances, appearance, appearances can be deceiving, looks can be deceiving, deceive, deceiving, life lesson, life lessons
"I don't know, just call it women's intuition."
Tags:snake, snakes, animal, animals, bad guy, bad guys, creep, creeps, bad feeling, bad feelings, uncomfortable, intuition, women's intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
Tags:corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates
"Women never go for a wunderkind. They always want the 'enfant terrible'."
A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
Tags:get-together, get-togethers, sacrifice, sacrifices, devil-worshipper, devil-worshippers, satan worship, satan worships, satanic, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, party, parties, partying, partier, partiers, mid-week, middle of the week, hangout, hangouts, hanging out, hang-out, hang-outs, evil, evilness, bad guy, bad guys
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
Tags:bad guy, bad guys, roommate, roommates, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, quarrel, quarrels, quarreling, bicker, bickers, bickering, quarrelling, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, antagonize, antagonizes, antagonizing, antagonise, antagonises, antagonising, antagonist, blame, blames, blaming, put-upon, inmate, prison cell, prison cells, trapped, close quarters, flatmate, flatmates, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, arpartment life
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
Tags:sell your soul, sell your soul to the devil, misbehave, law breaking, breaking the law, bad guy, bad guys, crimes, criminal, criminals, men, man, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, economics, economy, inflation, sales, business, businessmen, businessman, executive, executives, expression, expressions, saying, sayings
"The evil masterminds tried everything, then one of them offered me a Cosmo."
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, alcohol addicts, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, cosmo, bad guy, bad guys, mastermind, masterminds, evil mastermind, evil mastermind, tempt, tempted, temptations, defeat, defeated
'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'
"I'd like to report some bad guys."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, film, films, mid-west, midwest, regional, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranger, rangers, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, report, reporting, victim, victims, calling 911, 911, calling 999, 999, pants, trousers, bad guy, bad guys, stolen, robbed, robbery, robberies, call, calls, crime against fashion, fashion crimes, fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims
"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, text, texts, message, messages, threat, threats, smiley, smileys, emoticon, emoticons, old west, american west, cowpoke, cell phone, technology, texting, telecommunications, bandit, bad guy, threaten, outlaw, outlaws
'But what shall we do with the world once you've taken it over?'
Trump forgets to remove the Bandit mask before going out.
"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes
Tags:devil, satan, convertible, convertibles, midlife crisis, midlife crises, flute, flutes, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, exhaust, exhaust pipe, exhaust pipes, pollute, pollutes, pollution, polluting, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas-guzzling, energy consumption, fuel consumption, devil may care, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, evil, evils, bad guy, bad guys