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"Do we know for sure it's a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?"
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"My head hurts but only when I do homework."
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'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'
'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'
'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'
Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.
'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'
'Are you wearing a wig?'
'Not tonight. I have a headache.'
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
"I have a weight problem, doctor."
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'I've got me a terrible headache!'
A tiny man squeezing a giant's head in a vice
'GEEZ, that must be some hangover you have there, Dude. You look like CRAP.'
"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"
'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'
'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'
'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'
Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'
'Apple? No! I thought you might need a bottle of Aspirin.'
'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'
'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'
'I have a terrible headache!'
'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'