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"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"
"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."
'Let it go, Amy.'
"I see the hotel Costa Plaza is still without running water."
'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'