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'Seven...Eight...Nine...WOO! Sucking up these flies! Ok, Mrs. Hurnley, lets get rid of that excess saliva of yours.'
"Do you want a clean one?"
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene regulations, bad hygiene, street food, cheap food, break, lunch break, food break, break time, breaktime, hygiene practices, poor hygiene practices, bad hygiene practices, food poisoning, clean, cleanly, cleanliness, pushcart, pushcarts, hot dog pushcart, hot dog pushcarts, hotdog, hotdogs, street food, push cart, push carts, street cuisine, urban street food, urban cuisine
"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."
Tags:diner, diners, coffee, coffees, eating out, collapse, collapsing, warning, fair warning, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, poison, poisonous, food hygiene, no food hygiene, bad hygiene, food hygiene laws, food hygiene standard, food hygiene standards, underreact, underreaction, under react, under reaction, insensitive, insensitivity
"I actually find my hair more manageable if I don't wash it for a few days.''
Tags:cough, coughs, coughed, cougher, coughers, hygiene, bad hygiene, stocks, pillory, pillories, pilloried, public shaming, public punishment, shame, shaming, shamed, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self isolation, self isolated, quarantine, quarantined
Spit roasted meat.
Hairyman would rely only on his god-given abilities to repel evil.
'Look, it's not my place to tell you how to live your life, but we picked up your scent from 30 miles away.'
"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"
Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell
Tags:hygiene, bad hygiene, sweat, sweats, sweaty, pit, pits, armpit, armpits, arm pit, arm pits, stink, stinks, stinky, body odor, body odors, bo, body odour, body odours, hygienic, unhygienic, poor hygiene, boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing ring, boxing rings, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists, fighter, fighters, fighting, fight, fights
'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'
'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'
Tags:personal hygiene, good hygiene, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, sneeze, sneezing, sneezes, cold, colds, nose, noses, good manner, good manners, bad manners, impolite, kitchen, kitchens, bacteria, germ, germs, cold germ, cold germs, liver, livers, cooking, cook, cooks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'When he licks you, it means he likes you.'
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, good hygiene, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, butt sniffing, butt sniffer, but sniffers, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, friendly dog, friendly dogs, dog lick, dog licks, dog kiss, dog kisses, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Yeah, he's a teenager now. The odd age when he doesn't want to bathe anymore..."
Tags:hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, hippo, hippos, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, teen-age, teenage, son, sons, bath, baths, shower, showers, showering, hygiene, hygienic, poor hygiene, bad hygiene, bathes, water, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, water dweller, water dwellers, bathe, clean, cleans, cleanse, cleanses, cleansing
'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'
"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"
"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."
"Dude, you're room's a mess! Gross! Is that your underwear?"
'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'
'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'
Mechanic using WD40 as deodorant.
Man with body odour problems using all sorts of fragrances.