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"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
Tags:relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, macho, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff
"I had all my good ideas too early and my mad ideas too late."
"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
Tags:dog, dogs, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, incompetent, incompetence, affiliations, affiliated, nepotism, nepotist, incapable, incapability, inadequate, inadequacy, passenger, passengers, nervous passenger, nervous passengers, nervous flyer, nervous flyers, dependant, dependence, privilege, privileged, danger, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas
"Why, thank you, pembroke. It is a harebrained idea."
Tags:harebrained, harebrain, hare-brain, hare-brained, harebrained idea, harebrained ideas, bad idea, bad ideas, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, insult, insults, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, compliment, compliments, complimentary, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
Tags:april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april
"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, gallbladder, gallbladder surgery, routine surgery, routine, surgeries, malpractice, medical malpractice, killing, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, reality, reality tv, reality television, reality show, reality shows, immunity, send home, last week, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, irresponsible
"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."
"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, firing squad, death, die, dying, dead, died, death penalty, sentenced to die, sentenced to death, death sentence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisoner, prisoners, bad idea, bad ideas, danger, dangerous, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, shoot, shooting, law, laws, law and order
Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, show-off, show-offs, bad idea, bad ideas, childish, immature, man-child, man-children, reliving one's childhood, dangerous, risky, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, risk-taker, risk-takers, stuntperson, stuntpeople, thrill-seeker, thrill-seekers, bike, bikes, biking, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, tricycle, tricycles, jumping over cars, toy, toys, ramp, ramps, stunt performer, stunt performers, bad influence, bad example, bad role-model, bad role model, unimpressed, terrified, scared, sad, upset, left out
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
Kittens and snake.
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo exhibit, zoo exhibits, predator, predators, prey, snake, snakes, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, bad idea, bad ideas, bad mix, bad mixes, nature, natural world, pet store, pet stores, pet, pets, display, displays, displaying, animal, animals, eat, eats, eating, prey animal, prey animals
"One enchanted evening, I saw a stranger across a crowded room, and it was Jim, and I should have left him there."
"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"
"It's for your own protection."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, fox, foxes, wolf, wolves, predator, predators, prey, protection, protect, bad idea, bad ideas, suspicious, questionable, dangerous, risky, contract, contracts, signing, business, businessman, businessmen, taking advantage, deception, deceptive
"Please, Todd. You always pick up the check. Let's Bolt."
"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."
Tags:advice, lesson learned, bad idea, bad ideas, tie, ties, bad tie, bow tie, bow ties, clown, clowns, office, offices, work, workplace, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, fashion, clothes, clothing, men's fashion, businessmen, business, employee of the month, club, clubs, social group, social groups, warning, heads up, employee, employees, professional, business professional
Sumo on Ice
"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, impaired, tipsy, inebriated, dart, darts, sport, sports, game, games, throwing darts, impale, stab, impaled, stabbed, stuck, car key, car keys, give back, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, out of control, out-of-control
Flowchart of an idea.
Tags:idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, too much coffee man, evolution, evolutions, creative endeavor, creative endeavors, creativity, doubt, doubts, self-doubt, doubter, doubters, doubting, overthink, overthinks, overthinking, bad idea, bad ideas, self confident, self-confidence, author, authors, artist, artists, writer, writers, muse, muses, flow chart, flow charts, good idea, good ideas, creative process, creative processes, process, processes, processing
"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
Tags:corporate giant, corporate giants, bad idea, bad ideas, bad investment, bad investments, cookie, cookies, oil giant, oil giants, big oil, big steel, bright idea, bright ideas, bad decision, bad decisions, supersize, supersized, america, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, board meeting, board meetings
Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.
Tags:pitch, pitches, story, stories, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, tedious, publisher, publishers, publishing, book, books, written, bad idea, bad ideas, steal, steals, stealing, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, dream job, dream jobs, professional writer, plagiarist, plagiarists, plagiarism
"Get me rewrite!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, writer, writers, write, read, reading, reader, readers, unhappy, unhappiness, dissatisfied, depressed, depression, mental health, mistake, mistakes, bad idea, bad ideas, bad decision, bad decisions
"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
Tags:new year, new years, new year's, new years party, new year's party, new years parties, new year's parties, oblivious, bad idea, bad ideas, obliviousness, annual party, annual parties, once a year, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions
"My instincts tell me to call an emergency board meeting. My emotions tell me to have it at the all-nude bar across the street."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, emergency, emergencies, strip club, strip clubs, white collar, white collar jobs, worst instinct, worst instincts, instinct, instincts, emotion, emotions, emotional decision, emotional decisions, nude bar, nude bars, bad idea, bad ideas, lust, lust-filled, businessman, businessmen, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, misogyny
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas