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"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."
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"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
Tags:cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws
"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."
"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, parent, parents, meeting the parents, in-laws, meeting the in-laws, mother-in-law, dead, gone, bad impression, bad impressions, first impression, first impressions, bad boy, bad boys
"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."
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"Your resume looks good, but I am a little concerned that it seems to have been recently folded into a paper airplane."
'I can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his nails!'
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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'What did we say about body language?'
'Oh!...You did dress up for the interview.'
'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'
'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'
"You want to know something else? I knew you were nuts from the first time I laid eyes on you."
The job interview.
'You don't want the job, do you?'
"His CV is impressive but I can't help thinking that there are a few other issues we need to address..."
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'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'
"What wine goes best with a cheap date?"
"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."
"It's hard to put my best foot forward when I've got so many."
'When I asked if you had 'any other questions' I didn't mean about the weather next weekend!'
Colin believed that on a first date it was important to 'dress to impress'.
"I should have ordered a salad."
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The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.
Six hours after she left for the rest room Tod began to suspect that the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped.