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"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return.
(Comedy and Tragedy on Wall St.)
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"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
Tags:corporate giant, corporate giants, bad idea, bad ideas, bad investment, bad investments, cookie, cookies, oil giant, oil giants, big oil, big steel, bright idea, bright ideas, bad decision, bad decisions, supersize, supersized, america, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, big business, board meeting, board meetings
"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
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"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
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"The dealer will allow me to return the limo if my investments go bad."
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"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."
Where is Goes
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"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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Sold before the boom.../Bought before the crash.
"It's good and bad news with your investments, the good is that they've gone up, the bad news is they've gone up in smoke!"
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"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"
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"You certainly are a broker. That's what you've made me."
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'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.
"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."
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"Do we have a place for your portfolio's ashes?"
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"No, Mr. Phelps, I have no idea where your pension went."
'Promise you won't laugh if I tell you how I lost a hundred thousand dollars of company money?'
Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.
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"Don't blame me. I told you to day away from Flint, Michigan, Area Muni Bonds."
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"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"