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"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"
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"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."
"Son, we Billinghams have always made our careers in medicine, law or finance - that's why I want you to reconsider your plan to become a Mafia don."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, when i grow up, career aspirations, job aspirations, good job, bad job, criminal, criminals, mafia, mafia boss, mob boss, mob, mafia don, crime lord, kingpin, rich, rich kid, rich kids, family, families, wealth, wealthy
"I was great in high school."
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions
"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
Tags:retail, working in retail, christmas time, christmas, christmas job, christmas jobs, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, santas workshop, santa's workshop, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction, new job, new jobs, low standards, modern life, modern attitudes, low pay, minimum wage, underpaid, bad management, working conditions, working hours, workers rights
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
Tags:actor, actors, theater, acting, audition, auditions, performer, performers, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, art imitates life, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen work, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction
'You're loving this, aren't you?'
"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Tags:clock, clocks, innovation, use what you have, use what you got, if you've got it use it, hands, hands of the clock, time, times, medieval, medieval punishment, punishment, punished, punishing, stocks, in the stocks, pillory, arms, arm, visual gag, visual joke, numeral, numerals, bad job, bad jobs, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, criminal, criminals, criminal punishment, feudal, feudalism, public, public display
"And this is where we bottle our rage."
"That's it, I quit. I don't know how anyone can stand working under you."
If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!
"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"
I'm your bodyguard. The face and hair cost extra
Escaping the Office
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First and last day as census taker...
"You said I'd be part of a team."
Ever since the new office partitioning, Robert felt even more trapped in his dead end job,
Tags:career, careers, career choices, career decision, career decisions, real estate, life decision, life decisions, properties, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, atlas, weight of the world, carrying the world, the earth, the globe, changing direction, change of direction, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction, rat race, the rat race, greek mythology
It's unanimous: the president is still doing a good job.
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump adminsitration, g.o.p.gop, republicans, republican party, trump supporter, trump supporters, ostrich, ostriches, head in the sand, ingoring, ignore, avoiding, avoid, avoids, avoiding the obvious, ignoring the obvious, bad president, bad job, bad leader
'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'
"You said to have a Great Day so I skipped work and played golf."
Tags:golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, golf courses, golf club, golf clubs, skiving off, skivving off, skipping work, sick day, sick days, sickie, sickies, bad day, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, boring job, boring jobs, bad job, bad jobs, work commitment, work commitments
'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
'I hate my life.