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Bad Jokes Cartoons and Comics
Bad Jokes cartoon 1 of 70
"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
Bad Jokes cartoon 2 of 70
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
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charon, ferryman, ferrymen, living, livings, career, careers, styx, acheron, greek mythology, greek mythologies, underworld, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, job, jobs, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, inappropriate, joke, jokes, humour, humor, grim reaper, grims, non sequiturBad Jokes cartoon 3 of 70
"Why would I want to do that?"
Bad Jokes cartoon 4 of 70
Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, famous author, famous authors, famous writer, famous writers, english author, english authors, english writer, english writers, english, famous english writer, sailor, sailors, mariner, mariners, nautical references, talk show, talk shows, late night tv, late night television, chat show, chat shows, interview, interviewer, humor, comedy, comedies, humorous, jokes, bad jokes, dry humor, humour, dry humour, naval humor, naval humour, maritime humor, maritime humour, nautical humor, nautical humourBad Jokes cartoon 5 of 70
"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."
Bad Jokes cartoon 6 of 70
"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."
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why did the chicken cross the road, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, chicken, chickens, single, newly single, widow, widows, death, die, died, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humourBad Jokes cartoon 7 of 70
"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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jester, jesters, joker, jokers, fool, fools, court, courts, royal court, royal courts, king, kings, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, consolation, comfort, amazing, great, talented, impression, impressions, impersonation, impersonations, imitation, imitations, joke, jokes, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, consequence, consequences, executioner, executioners, decapitation, decapitations, took the joke too far, taking a joke too far, bad joke, bad jokes, comedian, comedians, bad comedian, bad comedians, history, medievalBad Jokes cartoon 8 of 70
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
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plane travel, air travel, jetlag, jetlagged, regional, west, the west, west coast, the west coast, time delay, time difference, time differences, tired, comedian, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up, stand ups, stand up comic, stand up comics, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedy, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, bad joke, bad jokes, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, irrelevantBad Jokes cartoon 9 of 70
"Is writing in 'wait for laughter' necessary?"
Bad Jokes cartoon 10 of 70
"Put the punster in with the mime."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sinner, sinners, punishments, pun, puns, punster, punsters, mime, mimes, joke, jokes, bad joke, bad jokes, dad joke, dad jokes, joker, jokers, comedian, comedians, comic, comicsBad Jokes cartoon 11 of 70
Bo's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground
Bad Jokes cartoon 12 of 70
Bob's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground.
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, planes, plane, comedy, comedian, comedies, comedians, comic, comics, stand-up, stand-ups, stand up, stand ups, reynolds unwrapped, entertainer, entertainers, career, careers, entertainer, entertainers, pun, puns, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, bad joke, bad jokesBad Jokes cartoon 13 of 70
"If you weren't so funny all the time, I'd probably laugh more often."
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date, dating, dates, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, funny, joke, jokes, comedian, witticism, witty, wit, put-down, put-downs, denigrate, denigrates, try-hard, bad jokes, class clown, clowns, bad relationship, bitterness, argument, argue, argues, marriage, married couple, old married couple, bickering, bickerBad Jokes cartoon 14 of 70
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
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diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurseBad Jokes cartoon 15 of 70
'It must have been a REALLY bad pun!'
Bad Jokes cartoon 16 of 70
"Just a warning, kids. Uncle Paul's been stockpiling puns and he's not afraid to use them."
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pun, puns, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, dad joke, dad jokes, bad pun, bad puns, bad joke, bad jokes, warn, warns, warning, caution, cautions, cautioning, family visit, family visits, relative, relatives, uncle, uncles, family get-together, family get-togethers, thanksgiving, christmas, extended family, extended familiesBad Jokes cartoon 17 of 70
"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."
Bad Jokes cartoon 18 of 70
Normally, cow tipping is cruel. In this case it's just really annoying!
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cow, cows, cattle, cow tipping, cow tipper, cow tippers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, restaurants, animal rights, sense of humour, sense of humor, joker, jokers, bad joke, bad jokesBad Jokes cartoon 19 of 70
"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"
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santa claus, santa, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, father christmas, christmas, yuletide, north pole, elf, elves, santa's elves, santa's workshop, santa's workshops, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, bad joke, bad jokes, zinger, zingers, pun, puns, tradition, traditions, family, dad joke, dad jokesBad Jokes cartoon 20 of 70
"You never laugh at my jokes."
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hyena, hyenas, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughing hyena, laughing hyenas, jealous, jealousy, funny, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, joke teller, joke tellers, bad joke teller, bad joke teller, bad joke, bad jokes, unfunny, mistime, mistimed, mistimingBad Jokes cartoon 21 of 70
Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.
Bad Jokes cartoon 22 of 70
"Here's a prescription for your shingles. Side effects include punching people who ask why you didn't get brick or siding instead."
Bad Jokes cartoon 23 of 70
"Well, good job Mister Funny Man! You just had to tell our server that we were taking the leftovers home so we could 'feed the hostages.'"
Bad Jokes cartoon 24 of 70
"Stop me if I've told you this one...."
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joke, jokes, bad joke, bad jokes, riddle, riddles, cringe, cringeworthy, cringe worthy, stop me if you've heard this one, old joke, old jokes, assault, assaults, assaulting, axe, axes, axBad Jokes cartoon 25 of 70
What Dads Are Made of,,,
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