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'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
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Normally, cow tipping is cruel. In this case it's just really annoying!
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cow, cows, cattle, cow tipping, cow tipper, cow tippers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, restaurants, animal rights, sense of humour, sense of humor, joker, jokers, bad joke, bad jokes"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"
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"Well, good job Mister Funny Man! You just had to tell our server that we were taking the leftovers home so we could 'feed the hostages.'"
"Stop me if I've told you this one...."
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