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"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."
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executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, the boss, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, anger, anger management, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bully, workplace bullies, workplace bullying, office bully, office bullies, office bullying, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, shout, shouting, yell, yelling, getting yelled at, anger control, extreme weather, freak weather, weather control, office control, employer, employers, bad employer, bad employers, bad manager, bad managers"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
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offices, office worker, office workers, connect the dots, connecting the dots, join the dots, joining the dots, repurposed, repurposing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bureaucracy, waste of time, wasting time, bad manager, bad managers, badly managed, bad managements, underappreciated, out of the loop, bad communication, reinventing, reinvention"Cosgrove, why don't you tell us what you did on your summer vacation while your department fell into disarray and your projections proved to be woefully inaccurate."
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business model, business models, business plan, business plans, summer, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel plans, business projection, business projections, business forecast, business forecasts, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, manager, managers, management, managements, bad manager, bad managers, financial projection, financial projections, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, job review, job reviews"You really need to work on your ideas that i take all the credit for."
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take credit, taking credit, business men, business man, business people, business person, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, boss, bosses, manager, managers, business managers, business manager, bad manager, bad managers, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, theft, claiming credit, idea hijacking, idea hijacker, idea hijackers, plagiarize, plagiarise, underperform, under perform, poor performance"You're out, Hodges—it's time to make way for a younger loser."
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fire, firing, fired, sack, sacked, getting the sack, can, canned, canning, sacking, getting canned, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, unemployed, unemployment, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, laid-offs, ageism, age discrimination, insensitive, insensitivity, forced retirement, forced into retirement, loser, losers, executive, executives, manager, managers, bad manager, bad managers, boss, bossesViolence as a Management Tool
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violence, violent, workplace violence, manager, managers, management, management tools, bad manager, bad managers, bad executives, bad executive, bad workplace, workplace, workplaces, boss, bosses, bossy, bad bosses, anger, angry, anger management, office, offices, office work, office life, employee, employees, manager, managers, punch, punches, punched, puncher, fist, fists"Oh, that's right, Stanwick, cry—mock my inability to empathize."
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executive, executives, manager, managers boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, bad manager, bad managers, bad bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, empathy, empathise, empathize, mock, mocked, mocking, hurt, hurtful, unfeeling, cruel, crueltyExecutive Mime.
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executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, bad management, bad manager, bad managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, silver spoon, pretender, pretenders, fake, fakes"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"
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lay off, laying off, laid off, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, firing, fired, blue, the blues, folk music, folk musician, folk musicians, guitarist, guitarists, guitar player, guitar players, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, cut, cuts, recession, financial crisis, manager, managers, boss, bosses, bad manager, bad managers, unemployment, unemployed, unprofessional"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."
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employer, employers, bad employer, bad employers, workers right, workers rights, workers' right, workers' rights, fitness, fit, healthy living, drinking water, hydration, hydrating, basic right, basic rights, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, boss, bosses, manager, managers, bad manager, bad managers, bad management, office worker, office workers, company time"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
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boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, offend, offended, offending, take offence, taking offence, bad manager, bad manager, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, backpedal, backpedaling, excuse, excuses, rationalise, rationalising, rationalize, rationalizing, reason, reasoning"Let me put it this way—you're irreplaceable but not indispensable."
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fire, firing, fired, sack, sacking, sacked, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, laid off, laid-off, lay-off, lay off, lay offs, canned, canning, getting canned, getting sacked, irreplaceable, replaceable, dispensable, rat race, the rat race, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad manager, bad managers, insensitive, insensitivity"Very good, Benson. That's what I want to see."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, bad manager, bad managers, management style, management styles, job satisfaction, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, run down, over worked, putting on a face, fake smile, fake smiles, fake smiling, defeat, defeated, exhausted, exhaustion"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, office cubicle, office cubicles, bad manager, bad managers, bad management, management style, management styles, new job, new jobs, out of touch, boss bosses, delivery, deliveries, delivery man, delivery men, delivery people, delivery person, battery, batteries, no batteries, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let down, let-downs, let downs"Since we can't seem to decide on Mr. Johnson's or Mr Anderson's proposal, we'll let Lady Luck give us the answer."
"Hey! When I blow the conch shell the meeting comes to order!''
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meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, manager, managers, bad manager, bad managers, management style, managements styles, bad management, incompetent, incompetence, childish, childishness, conch shell, conch shells, blowing a conch shell, no control, disobedient, disobedience, unruly, unruliness, out of control"Cindy, find ten people who still work here."
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laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, bad manager, bad managers, recession, the recession"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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bosses, boss, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, bad manager, bad managers, bad managements, notes, review, reviews, impractical, inconvenient, inconvenience, interfere, interfering, interference, interrupt, interruption, incompetent, incompetence, conceit, conceited, bad idea, bad ideas, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies"Make it quick—I only have a minute."
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manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, impatient, impatience, irony, ironic, modern life, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, out of touch, oblivious, obliviousness, rush, rushed, overworked, office worker, office workers, office work, bad manager, bad managers"I'm not trying to micro-manage – I'm just plain old snooping."
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manager, managers, boss, bosses, employee, employees, supervisor, supervisors, bad manager, bad managers, annoying manager, annoying managers, micromanage, micromanaging, micromanager, micromanagers, micromanagement, micro-manage, micro-managing, micro-manager, micro-managers, micro-management, snoop, snooping, nosey, busybody"She has her mother's management style."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, strong willed, authoritarian, authoritative, management style, managements styles, bad manager, bad managers"Leadership is more than shouting loudly and showing people pictures of your bank balance!"
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leader, leadership, leadership training, leaders, manager, management, managers, office manager, office managers, braggart, braggarts, bad manager, bad management, social skills, shout, shouts, shouting, yell, yells, yelling, bank balance, bank balances, large bank balance, large bank balances, rich person, rich people