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Mime Anti-Defamation League: 'We can't find something nice to say so we say nothing at all!'
'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'
'Whaddya mean sneeze the other way? I only know one way to sneeze.'
Texting in the Middle of a Conversation.
'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'
'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'
"I thought we had the sort of relationship where 'please' and 'thank you' were implicit."
'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'
'It's rude to dunk your cake into your tea.'
'My spit smells worse.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"
'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'
"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"
'Okay, so I've got a big ol' mole on my cheek! Get over it! You can stop staring anytime now!'
Hi...Is it horse night at the bar?'
'I wonder why teenagers are always silent around adults. . .'
'Hey! Stop shoving!'
'If someone's talking and you need the butter or somethin', do you reach for it or interrupt them to pass it to you?'
"Clown nose? No I'm not wearing a clown nose!"
'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'
'I think I'm an advanced student. We're only on JKL, but the teacher has already told me to watch my P's and Q's.'
'Well I think you can be a carnivore and still have some table manners.'