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"The little sad faces next to some items mean they don't taste very good."
"...and you!? Did you like yours?"
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A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.
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''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'
"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
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'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'
'I trust the meal meets with Sir's approval?'
You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!
'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.
'Thank you for not throwing up'
'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'
'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'
'The fries are re-fried, the char-broiled burger is re-charbroiled, and the toasted muffin is re-toasted.'
'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup,,,'
'Is the grill broken, Dad?'
'Food in this restaurant is rather disgusting! -I agree! And look how small the portions are!'
'I can't cut my steak. Take it back.' 'I can't, you've bent it.'
'If you think the service is bad, wait until you taste the food.'
'An army could march on this food - using these steaks as soles on their boots.'
'I caught this industrial spy in the canteen. He was gagging.'
'Bring me the manager.' 'How would you like him, fried or boiled?.'
'Eat your lunch.' 'No, it's toxic waste.'
'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'
'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'