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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'
Tags:holiday, holidays, camper, campers, camping, camp, camps, vacation, vacations, stove, stoves, faucet, faucets, fire, fires, home insurance, oven, ovens, home accident, home accidents, bad memory, bad memories, poor memory, chore, chores, security measure, safety measures, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
Tags:couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendships
"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"Come on- the last four digits of your social security number."
Old Man Journal
Tags:old, old age, old-aged, old man, old men, age, ageing, aging, journal, journals, magazine, magazines, grumpy, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, wwii, world war ii, world war 2, ww2, war, wars, veteran, veterans, bad memory, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, stereotype, stereotypes, generation x, gripe, gripes, griping, griped
"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"
"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."
Tags:philosophy, philosophical, philosophical question, philosophical questions existential, existential crisis, exist, existence, existential anxiety, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping, escalator, escalators, woman, women, parking lot, parking lots, parked car, parked cars, car, cars, parking, lost, confused, anxious, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, useless, bad memory, can't remember, meaning, meaning of life
'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'
"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''
"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, treatment, treatments, sick, sickness, ill, illness, serious, serious condition, wife, wives, family, families, children, child, kid, kids, decide, decision, decisions, medical decision, medical decisions, feel free, open up, wound, wounds, old wound, old wounds, bad memories, bad memory, ex, exes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, causing trouble, causing problems
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship
How Not to Remember Names
Tags:name, names, memory, bad memory, memorize, memorizes, memorizing, memorise, memorises, memorising, memory trick, memory tricks, mnemonic device, mnemonic devices, device, devices, old friend, old friends, faux pas, forget, forgets, forgetting, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, rhyming scheme, rhyming schemes, bad idea, bad ideas
"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
Tags:men, marriage, relationships, communication, language, ethics, politics, government, recollect, recollects, bad memory, bad memories, faulty memory, faulty memories, conversation, conversations, trump, trump administration, mueller investigation, political candidate, political candidates, political scandal, political scandals, recall, recalls, do not recall, does not recall, mankoff
"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, paying, tab, tabs, bill, bills, money, forget, forgetting, forgetful, memory, memories, bad memory, bad memories, animal, animals, elephant, elephants, an elephant never forgets, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, adage, adages, wordplay, word play
Why Elephants Never Forget.
'Now why did I come in here?'
"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, old married couple, age, aged, ageing, ages, old, older, elderly, old age, old people, memory, memories, remember, remembered, miss-remembered, can't remember, bad memory, memory loss, husband, husbands, excuse, excuses, wives, wife, couple, couples, romance, romantic, pretentious, spin, spinning, live in the now, living in the now
"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians
"Okay, so you'll remind me who these people are, and later I'll explain their jokes to you."
Tags:gender issues, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, bargain, bargains, deal, teamwork, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, friends, working together, telling jokes, social etiquette, familiar faces, insult, insults, insulting, bad memory, bad memories, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, note, notes, taking notes, sticky, stickie, stickies, technology, low-tech, stationery, message, messages, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, excessive, forgetful, bad memory, modern life