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Covert night time recital!
'Actually, we better play it safe and make it 2:30 a.m.'
'Goodnight honey! Sleep tight!'
'I'm glad he didn't find my Vuvuzela!'
'You awake too?'
Was it just a dream?
'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'
'Just another rave in the nursery.'
'In a minute...'
'Ay, there's the rub.'
'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'
'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'
A second date was becoming increasingly unlikely...
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
'I can't believe she's eating a whole salad.'
Discovering that he as out of cologne before his big date, Rodney quickly grabbed a can of wildflower scented Raid.
Texting my Ex...
'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'
"I can talk about myself for hours on end. If you want to go for more, that's fine..."
'That's it? I pour my heart out and all you can say is 'aargh'?'
'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'
'I had a wonderful evening - last Friday, to be exact.'
'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'
'Your knees are wandering.'