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A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"
"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."
"I am hereby revoking your access to campaign funds!"
Vote here, then vomit here.
"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."
"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."
"We can't be thankful enough to live in a country where we're free to vote!"