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"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
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"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
Tags:bad gift, bad idea, bad present, bad gifts, bad ideas, bad presents, writer, writers, author, authors, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, book, books, literature, writing, party, parties, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, interests, hobby, hobbies
"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."
The art of regifting
Regifts of the Magi
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Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.
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Dear Uncle Drosselmeyer, thanks for the cool nutcracker...
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
"Our anniversary! You remembered!"
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And then, exactly one month later, re-gifting was invented.
"Shouldn't have, you really."
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, bad present, bad presents, film, films, film character, film characters, alien, aliens, robot, robots, driod, driods, scifi film, scifi films, scifi character, sci fi characters, you really shouldnt have
"It's another recipe for fish."
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Weight loss manual.
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."
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Wordilly Durdillies - Arthur asked for tokens at Christmas
"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."
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"Baldo, Valentine's Day is all about flowers."
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You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?
'She'll never know I bought it on Ebay.' 'This is the crap he got me last year that I sold on Ebay.'
Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.
Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.
'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'
'Maybe you will grow into them...'